You Might be a Red Neck if.......

No need to take a "double take," you were right the first time, these are Wild Boar and that would be my precious husband proudly showing off the bacon he would soon bring home to his family. Oh, and I forgot, he also brought home the "head" of the one he shot and put it in our deep freeze until he decides whether or not to have it mounted.
Anyone want to come over for a cookout, we have plenty on tenderloin or how about breakfast, you know, ham and biscuits.